Horny Villa Game Review

Horny Villa is a free browser game by GreenT games, belongs to the Merge genre. Taking into account the similarity of Horny Villa with games like Cunt Empire from Hooligapps, there is every reason to believe that GreenT games is a “daughter” of Hooligapps, because despite the fact that the company’s website indicates the address of registration in Hungary, the developers employ people in Novosibirsk and generally have a good command of Russian language (like Hooligapps). All these coincidences hint us that we are going to see another donated dump ala Cunt Empire. Well, I’ve played the game for a little over a month and I’m ready to write a small review. Here we go.

In the story, our MC decides to renovate his mansion and populate it with all his girlfriends.

Gameplay in Hourny Villa

From the very start of the game you get into your mansion, get the first girl and get to work. By pressing the “Play” button you are transferred to the playing field. The gameplay is simple as hell. Since Horny Villa belongs to the Merge genre, we have to combine the same items.

The player has only 3 types of resources – energy (spent on spavn items), gold (spent on lootboxes and on increasing the level of girls) and diamonds – local donate currency, you can spend on almost all actions in the game. Diamonds in Horny Villa can be obtained by participating in game events, for which the game is a definite plus.

There are two types of items on the playing field – one is used to complete local quests, the other produces these very items for quests. To complete quests we will need to have on the playing field items of a certain type and level. With each subsequent quest we will need to have higher level items on the field. To raise the level of an item, you can simply combine it with another item of the same type.

A simple example is that we need to get a wrench on a quest. The wrench is a level 6 item from the tool family, so we click on the toolbox and combine all the items until we get the wrench. It’s very simple.

Upon completion of the quest, we get a “star”, which we are free to spend on the restoration of the villa and on the progression of the story.

With the development of the plot we will open more and more locations, which will be painted open by us girls. All that would be nothing – except that in Horny Villa, as in many other donated cesspits, there is an element of deterrence, and in this game it is called simply – energy.

Each click on a “producing” item takes away energy. The maximum amount of energy is 100. One unit of energy is restored within 2 minutes, so to play Horny Villa effectively, you’ll need to log in every 2.5 hours.

Horny Villa game problems

Like all other donation cesspools, Horny Villa aims to earn money by regularly squeezing its players. That’s why the player is faced with a wall of problems invented by the developers. Out of the blue – the main problem of the game I will highlight not donate – the system, it is here more or less gentle, because any player can with due effort to get all the content in the game – there are no exclusive offers available only to donaters. Instead, I’d like to point out other problems with the game.

Problem #1 is the process of getting new girls. Almost all new girls (except for the ones you get in the story) are obtained by participating in local events. Events last from 2 to 4 days, to do there will have to do exactly the same as in the main game, but here’s the bug – the energy required for any action in the game, common to the home location and the location with the event. As a result, the player is forced to either fully devote his time to the event, completely stopping progress in the main campaign, or ignore the event and try to advance in the story.

Problem #2 is the technical state of the game. When playing through a browser, the game slows down terribly on any system. When playing through Nutaku client there is no such problem, but there is another problem – through Nutaku there is no possibility to send a ticket to the developers in case of problems, and problems in this game happen oh what….. Here’s an example – once there was a 4-day event, during which the developers made a mistake with lootboxes, because of which people could accidentally buy premium packs for regular in-game currency, which greatly simplified the passage of this event. Everyone could take advantage of the bug without realizing that it was a bug – people just spent local currency and got wild perks.

As a result – many people completed the event 100%, which for some reason did not please the developers. What do you think they did? They stupidly rolled the game back 4 days. That’s right. Players spent a lot of hours trying to close the event at 100%, and in the end all their merits simply zeroed out, without issuing any compensation. Conclusions.

Jerkability

H-content in Horny Villa is divided into two types.

The first type is fully animated girls on the location itself. Depending on your progress in the game, you can change their skins or poses. I must say that they are animated perfectly and with the right mood can raise the “mood” even higher.

The second type – the usual CGI pictures. To get them you need to raise the level of girls and then “communicate” with them in the local “chat”. In this case, the answers to the questions of the girls do not affect anything – you will in any case get a full set of CG pictures, you just need to raise the level of the girl to the required. The pictures themselves are not badly drawn, but it’s hard to pofapapapa on them, because it’s just a static image.

I have no idea what the developers meant when they wrote about 20+ fully animated scenes. Did they really mean looped animations in the mansion itself? I don’t know. I’d give Horny Villa a 2 ❤❤ Jerkability out of 5. You can get aesthetic pleasure from all those animations, but physical pleasure is unlikely.

Here are some examples of local H content:

Verdict

Pros:

• Nice visuals, good artwork and animations;
• Unstressful gameplay;
• There is an opportunity to get all the content without donation, as the donation currency is mined in-game events.

Minuses:

• Poor optimization of the browser version;
• Progress rollbacks due to the fault of the developers without any compensation;
• Slow progress – I only unlocked 18 out of 68 girls in a month of playing;
• One resource of energy to participate in events and to progress in the main campaign. As a result, during events you have to spend all your energy on the event, and progress in the main campaign essentially stops.

Personally, I rather liked Horny Villa…. rather liked it, but I can’t recommend this game to everyone and anyone. It certainly doesn’t need to be perceived as a real game. It’s a simple, low-stress timekiller that rewards you for your efforts with a light H component.

The game is perfect for those who just want to relax and devote their time to simple gameplay, say, during working hours or on breaks between the main activities.

I don’t recommend getting hooked on donating to this game